sohhng:

notes but what if i put sasori in a dunk tank and have sakura throw things at him.

pairing sasori/sakura

warnings one teeny-tiny suggestive sentence at the very end.

Ino scrapes that little flippy piece of hair back from her face, the better to analyze just what the hell’s happening here. “It’s for charity, I think.”

“Yes, but –” Sakura’s torn between laughing until she pees and running the other way. “But why them?”

“What d’you mean, why them? They volunteered, obviously.”

“Did they volunteer themselves…or did someone else do the volunteering for them?”

“Jiraiya-sensei is their homeroom teacher.”

That explains it.

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aprito:

this text post is basically sasosaku in a nutshell 

(pls view in fullsize)

anithou:

NARUTO:Chapter 34…

konanyiffer420:

HOYL FUCK

wasongo:

there’s good ships

and then there’s really great poly ships.

suigetsusbutt:

exclusive footage from the new fifty shades of grey movie

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collarpoints:

thankyoucorndog:

the novelty of drawing this wore out quickly (x)


the sequel that nobody asked for

collarpoints:

thankyoucorndog:

the novelty of drawing this wore out quickly (x)

the sequel that nobody asked for

controlleraunt:

modern beach au where the konoha crew decides to fight over the nicest beach spot with another group called the akatsuki who decided to claim it at the exact same time

the first challenge is volleyball. the naruto crew hesistantly sends in sakura who has /some/ experience, akatsuki sends in sasori because he’s from suna and has won like 32982450 tournaments. both crews heavily doubt that sakura’s going to make it against a pro but she holds herself suprisingly well. sasori meanwhile mocks her mediocre game openly (“a little girl like /you/ is hardly going to put a scratch on me”) and thus sakura discovers her affinity for ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL SPIKES so 15 minutes into the game it’s like 

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after 30 minutes sasori has to give up because he’s unable to get up from the ground

sasukeapologist:

sasuke may have done a few things wrong